LIFE: It's coming right AT me. And the laundry never STOPS.
Sunday, August 06, 2006
What Does And What Doesn't, In This Order
What sucks:
Bipolar Disorder Inattentive Physicians for people WITH Bipolar Disorder Selling A House Buying A House Being Broke Not Being Able To Work Endometriosis Heat
But *confused* if I have bipolar disorder, do I still not suck. Or, do I suck halfway but not all the way? If I work for an inattentive physician, plus have BPD and I am broke, does that mean that I am only one fourth non sucky?
Please have your people call my people and verify. *wink*
Feel good, love.
You totally do not suck. Not one little teensy bit. And if you did, it wouldn't be on a bull with nipples, that's for sure.
I'm glad you think I don't suck, but I'm afraid after dealing with your number one issue all day today, I DO suck. And so does bipolar disease. Royally. And, I'll add pereodontal surgery and the painful aftermath.
What doesn't suck: your daughter brushing your hair for a half hour. That's good.
I thought that said "warm puddles" at first and thought, "no, that's not good; especially if you are a junior high school kid playing a prank on the first person to fall asleep during a slumber party." No, warm puddles were the result of hands dipped in warm water. Not good.
Things That Suck: Three weeks of a sinus infection.
Things That Don't Suck: Getting antibiotics to kill the sinus infection.
Things That Suck: -Having side effects from the antibiotics of...(how can I put this politely?)...of the gastrointestinal kind. -Working on a floor that doesn't have a bathroom, so that you have to go either up or down a flight of stairs and the ACROSS the building to get to a bathroom.
Things that don't suck: -An understanding boss -Forgiving friends who listen to me whine without taking a contract on my life (so far) -Realizing that I have the makings of a halfway decent TV sitcom or, at the very least, a bad Mel Brooks movie.
I hope things get better for you guys soon. Football season will be here before long and THAT is definitely a thing that does not suck. Hang in there for it, Lady.
Tate went with us to Michigan this weekend for our daughter' 10th birthday. He visited a blueberry farm and the beach and had a great time. In other words, a "doesn't suck" field trip.
Thanks for adding a warm poodle to our "doesn't suck" list. Hopefully some of these pictures will add to yours: http://www.flickr.com/photos/potater-ninjapoodle/
Nice memo - I read your post on enrolling Bella in preschool.
Wonder why they won't let little kids were pants? Is this a Bible thing? The reason i ask is because my devout Catholic friends won't let their girls wear pants either. I don't get it.
I am so glad I am on the "does not suck" list. I love you so much, and I will continue to help in any way I can.
ReplyDeleteThis would make a good meme. I'm sure we could all think of a few good ones to add to your lists!
ReplyDeleteWhat I think sucks: Having scar tissue adhesions from 3 c-sections that cause me searing pain when I sneeze or cough.
What doesn't suck-My family, my friends, a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream.
Hooray! I don't suck.
ReplyDeleteBut *confused* if I have bipolar disorder, do I still not suck. Or, do I suck halfway but not all the way? If I work for an inattentive physician, plus have BPD and I am broke, does that mean that I am only one fourth non sucky?
Please have your people call my people and verify. *wink*
Feel good, love.
You totally do not suck. Not one little teensy bit. And if you did, it wouldn't be on a bull with nipples, that's for sure.
CP.
something else that sucks?
EIGHT LETTER WORD VERIFICATIONS!
argh.
I'm glad you think I don't suck, but I'm afraid after dealing with your number one issue all day today, I DO suck. And so does bipolar disease. Royally. And, I'll add pereodontal surgery and the painful aftermath.
ReplyDeleteWhat doesn't suck: your daughter brushing your hair for a half hour. That's good.
Wait a second... how come I'm LAST on your "Doesn't Suck" list?!?
ReplyDeleteOh well. I suppose it's better than being on the other list. :-)
(HUGS).
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry.
Chocolate. You mustn't forget chocolate.
ReplyDeleteAnd whiskery little foals that grow up to be beautiful horses.
And potato guns. Potato guns don't suck, they blow.
Amen!! Most of your first list is mine nad all of your second list is mine:o)
ReplyDeleteI thought that said "warm puddles" at first and thought, "no, that's not good; especially if you are a junior high school kid playing a prank on the first person to fall asleep during a slumber party." No, warm puddles were the result of hands dipped in warm water. Not good.
ReplyDeleteAlas, it says Poodles... all is right.
Hmmm...
ReplyDeleteThings That Suck: Three weeks of a sinus infection.
Things That Don't Suck: Getting antibiotics to kill the sinus infection.
Things That Suck:
-Having side effects from the antibiotics of...(how can I put this politely?)...of the gastrointestinal kind.
-Working on a floor that doesn't have a bathroom, so that you have to go either up or down a flight of stairs and the ACROSS the building to get to a bathroom.
Things that don't suck:
-An understanding boss
-Forgiving friends who listen to me whine without taking a contract on my life (so far)
-Realizing that I have the makings of a halfway decent TV sitcom or, at the very least, a bad Mel Brooks movie.
I hope things get better for you guys soon. Football season will be here before long and THAT is definitely a thing that does not suck. Hang in there for it, Lady.
Warm poodles are the best. Like little fuzzy heating pads that snuggle. And kiss you when you're down. *hug*
ReplyDeleteTate went with us to Michigan this weekend for our daughter' 10th birthday. He visited a blueberry farm and the beach and had a great time. In other words, a "doesn't suck" field trip.
ReplyDeleteThanks for adding a warm poodle to our "doesn't suck" list. Hopefully some of these pictures will add to yours: http://www.flickr.com/photos/potater-ninjapoodle/
Nice memo - I read your post on enrolling Bella in preschool.
ReplyDeleteWonder why they won't let little kids were pants? Is this a Bible thing? The reason i ask is because my devout Catholic friends won't let their girls wear pants either. I don't get it.
I'm buying a house and selling TWO houses (one FINALLY closed last week, hooray!) and oh how it sucks!
ReplyDeleteThank God for faith and family and friends... and I guess poodles for you! ;)
Oh, Belinda. I love you more than you can know. It's a real love. A hopeful love of getting to wrap my arms around you someday.
ReplyDeleteI'm not PMSing, either.
code poodles aren't good enough?
ReplyDeleteI agree with much of the "sucks." I'd like to add divorce, not being able to find work, and trying to sell a house while not being able to find work.