Bella: "OK, we're going to play. I will be God, and Mommy, you can be Jonah."
Me: "JONAH? Why do I have to be Jonah? I don't want to be swallowed up by some leviathan creature."
Bella: (sighs) "Oh, all right. I will be God, Daddy, YOU will be Jonah, and Mommy--"
Me: (interrupting) "So help me, if you make me the whale, you are going to bed RIGHT NOW."
Bella: (exasperated) "Fine. You can be...some guy from Nineveh."
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You must've done SOMETHING to irritate her. :)
ReplyDeleteWhat are you complaining about. People had a LOT of fun before the flood in Nineveh. Think of it that way!
ReplyDeleteI have the Veggie Tales version in my mind just now...FISH SLAPPER!
ReplyDeleteI need to let Bella babysit once this kid is done baking. The hilarity.. seriously.
ReplyDeleteHa ha, I love this!
ReplyDeleteUh yeah you must be in trouble, you fish slapper (I love those veggies).
ReplyDeleteI am however quite impressed anyone can say Nineveh. I can't ever get it out right.
Out of the mouth of babes! My daughter called me a cow last week... don;t think she knew what she was saying but I took offense anyway!
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious......
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